Can anyone tell me why hot tubs and elevators are so awkward? Why must we stare at each other in silence?
I'm in the tub tonight with four other people I don't know. Tried to start a conversation, to no avail. Do I look like I have leprosy? I'll give them a break. They were young.
Here are the rules of etiquette in these situations:
1. Avoid eye contact at all cost.
2. If you're talking and someone enters, stop and look down.
3. If a joke is made to lighten the mood, look confused, and then look away.
4. When someone enters, leave with your whole group.
So there I was, abandoned with the jets, laughing quietly to myself until Jonny came out to join me.
Can anyone else relate?
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haha.
ReplyDeletei think i love this so much because the imagery, even with the important points was there.
love you.
relatable.
This is fantastic... I would also like to add vomiting after prom to the list of strange situations...
ReplyDeleteHere's to memories!